1. Funny Bible Quote:
Proverbs 21:19 (New Living Translation)
"It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife."
2. Funny Christian Quote:
Proverbs 31:6 (New International Version)
"As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly."
3. Funny Bible Quote:
One time, Jesus was asked to leave town to for kill all the pigs... Matthew 8:28-34 (New International Version)
"When
he arrived at the other side in the region of the Gadarenes, two
demon-possessed men coming from the tombs met him. They were so violent
that no one could pass that way. "What do you want with us, Son of God?"
they shouted. "Have you come here to torture us before the appointed
time?"
Some distance from them a large herd of pigs was
feeding. The demons begged Jesus, "If you drive us out, send us into the
herd of pigs." He said to them, "Go!" So they came out and went into
the pigs, and the whole herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake
and died in the water. "
4. Funny Bible Quote:
Proverbs 29:20 (New Living Translation)
"There is more hope for a fool than for someone who speaks without thinking."
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